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EYESHELL

I walk over to the window of my cramped room.
The candles are guttering in a new, sharp breeze; so I close it, taking a moment to gaze out over the grey slates of the long roof ahead of me. They glisten in the drizzle.
The moon's muffled loneliness foams through substantial midnight clouds above.
I hear a chattering from the stove, so I go over and begin preparing the meal.
The large barnacled ball cracks open with a drippy mucous, revealing the huge eye within.
The orb, milky and expectant, rolls in its hard socket with a slick movement.
The red iris glows ruby in the candlelight.
I stab at it with my long thin knife, puncturing the flesh of it and causing it to rattle inside the pan.
I push harder and it stops.

When the meal is finished I stand and stumble forwards, already retching.
I clumsily knock over the undecorated bottle of wine on the table, but leave it to slug out onto the floor, as I am ready to puke.
The contents of my stomach fall out into the bowl of my toilet.
Sweating, I reach up to flush with a weary, sagging tentacle of an arm.
The walk back to my room is a zombie shuffle.

The stiff shell still sits on the plate, empty, encompassing only shadow.
There is a soft knocking sound, and it trembles slightly.
I stand over it for a moment, waiting.
It wobbles again.
I turn the thing over to inspect its base and see a tiny eye blinking back at me.
I pitch the crusty fist-sized object across the room and it splashes into the steaming water of my sink.

I slump into a chair and exhale heavily.
My emerging beard feels good under probing fingers. I twist my whiskers into little bundles, like so many witches broomsticks, then stand again.

My desk is as I had left it.
I sit, pick up my pen with trembling fingers, and begin work on the maps that would change the world.

by eggmon