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Yes, I done a poo
What are you going to do?
It is in the sea

by eggmon



Travel to the coast
We'll be waiting on the beach
Eating peach from tins

by tsujim0



I will drain the sea
It's too salty anyway
There your poo will be

by daren



My waste is fish food
I saw a whale suck it up
And a clam looked on

by eggmon



I cannot decide
How many syllables in
Extraordinary

by eggmon



Artistic licence
Dictates that I can pretend
To know how to write

by eggmon



The snow has gone now
And the memory of you
Is but a thin trace

by eggmon



I am shit at these
My first line was six, you know
I have changed it now

by daren



Walking under trees
In the dark, we touch fingers
Your blood round my mouth

by eggmon



One one testin me
Billy willy pie trifle
Five five five five five

by tsujim0



You are in Hull, Jones
Not so Indiana now
Ha ha ha ha ha!

by eggmon



I have lost my cat
Perhaps you may have seen it
Under the pier, Jane?

by eggmon



I am sitting here
Blowing bubbles from within
Hoping to raise dreams

by daren



Mathematics blows
The numbers are all so wrong
Haunted pork chop beard

by eggmon



Dance little monkey
For this time tomorrow night
You shall fight the sloth

by eggmon



My brain is missing
I don't know where it was last
I think, no I don't

by daren



The crow is calling
Its caws echo through the night
Cuts through me it does

by daren



I am a big egg
I hatched out of nothingness
I am demon seed

by daren



I am friends with him
Despite his big eye and cave
He is the Cyclops

by eggmon



Are we still talking?
Or do you hate me now, guy
Afterall, I was drunk

by eggmon



Elephant graveyard
Is the place I want to be
Go through waterfall

by eggmon



Where Spengler. Where he?
That man got slime on his ass
And a note from Crow

by eggmon



Don't make me do that
That isn't what he wanted
What did he wanted?

by tsujim0



Dirty Badger hole
Filled with worms and flower stems
But it still well stinks

by tsujim0



My leg has gone numb
I check if it is okay
It has fallen off

by eggmon



I liked her a lot
Then found she smokes cannabis
How disappointing

by luke



one two three four five
one two three four five six sev-
ven, one two three four

by d merralls



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