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Clarke Trent

HP: 2

MP: 908

Special moves:

None special

Magic spells:

Spell of puff (costs 908mp)

Profile:

Clarke was a good man until he was transformed by a radiator leak. The luke warm, dirty water oozed from a broken pipe and spilled onto his big toe. The water had been poisoned by John, his former best friend, who witnessed Clarke change from a good-natured geek into an jiving master maniac with the irresistable urge to dance in just his trous. It was a Wednesday when this happened. Clarke roams the countryside in search of snails, burnt lolly sticks and cassette tapes, casting his deadly spell of puff upon any fool enough to cross his path.



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